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Friday, 11 April 2008

  • "What ever happened to Dance Fight" you ask?

    Well, have I got news for you!  We've heard straight from the source, that the latest DF craze involves Andy "The Pants" Spitzer and a Banana Man.  If you think that's good, just wait till you (and I) see it for yourselves!

Saturday, 01 April 2006

  • I bet you're all wondering, since you're not true fans... "Just how strong is The Violator?!"  Well kiddos, here's your answer.



    Rosebud... trying to recall what the rulebook says about spontaneous, co-ed, women-stronger-than-men fights.

    Rule #1:  Never talk about Dancefight.
    Rule #2:  Never talk about Dancefight.



    Rule #3:  Never fight The Violator when he's hungry.




    Rule #52:      Use pink plastic curlers for a soft, fashionable look.
    Rule #52b:  If you do not own pink plastic curlers, consult Blue-haha.
    Rule #52c:  Always let XOXO apply the curlers.
    Rule 53:  Flip off someone while XOXO applies the curlers, to even out that "tough guy image" you think you have.





    I know by now you're wondering, "well, what exactly is a Dancefighter's idea of a "tough guy image..."  Just ask The Violator himself.



    The Violator:  "Well you see, true fan wannabes, the first step to looking tough is the hair.  It's all about those pink plastic curlers.  Just ask XOXO; she's an Xpert.  The second step to being intimidating is nail polish.  It scares off your opponents, your friends, your family, AND it's shiny!"




    The Violator:  "And the most important and fun step in securing the tough guy image:  Having a slumber party!"

Saturday, 11 March 2006

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    Ecco The Dolphin: Defender of the Future
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    Hey all,

    This is the first official post from the TRUE fans of Dancefight.  Silly posers.  If you were really fans, you'd be at Andy's every Saturday for ladies' night.... WOOOOOO!

    And, if you were really a fan, you'd know how Andy earned his nickname as Andy "The Pants" Spitzer AND Andy "The Violater" Spitzer.  This is how.





    And here's part of what makes Robbie SO Marvelous...



    I mean, really, who else can brave the snow in WI to pose for the camera?!


    Who can forget the time that Pat posed the "body of a greek god" for the camera, and lost his battle with the "strong" current.  The "really really impossibly strong" (even for a "greek god").... current.  Thus deeming him the "Beach Bad Boy" Freese.




    By now I'm sure you're thinking, "wait a minute, I don't remember that story about Pat losing to the current!"  You wanna know why?  Because you're not a true fan!!!  There are only 2 true fans.  WOOOOOOOO!

    And then there was Rosebud...
    This is where Rich got his debut prior to Dancefight.





    And last, but not least... The Gentleman, by virtue of the fact that he waited his turn and went last.





    Though Nick doesn't condone premarital handholding, he's always up for a hug from one of his Dancefight buddies!!!


    This is how you know if you're a true fan.  Trust me, you're not. ;)

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